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THE FUDGRAVEYARD

Over 400 times, experts, journalists, economists, and governments declared Bitcoin dead. The obituaries keep piling up. So does the price.

400+ Declared Dead
0 Times It Died
$0.06 First Obituary Price
$-- Price Today
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Bitcoin has been declared dead 400+ times — tracked at 99bitcoins.com/bitcoin-obituaries
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Bitcoin
Still Alive
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The Obituaries
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Correct Predictions
2010 — 2013
Oct 1, 2012
"Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme for redistributing wealth from one sucker to the next"
Forbes
BTC Then
$12
BTC Now
$--
Apr 3, 2013
"The Bitcoin crash of 2013: Don't forget your tulips on the way out"
Ars Technica
BTC Then
$95
BTC Now
$--
2014 — 2016
Feb 28, 2014
"Bitcoin is Dying — This is the Beginning of the End"
Washington Post
BTC Then
$580
BTC Now
$--
Jan 15, 2015
"Bitcoin is heading to $0. It's time to say goodbye"
The Guardian
BTC Then
$185
BTC Now
$--
2017 — 2018
Sept 12, 2017
"Bitcoin is a fraud that will blow up. It's worse than tulip bulbs and anyone who buys it is stupid."
Jamie Dimon, JPMorgan CEO
BTC Then
$4,000
BTC Now
$--
Jan 15, 2018
"Why Bitcoin Is Losing the Battle to Be a Currency" — Expects collapse to $0
Bloomberg
BTC Then
$14,000
BTC Now
$--
Feb 5, 2018
"Crypto is a Colossal Pump-and-Dump Scheme" — predicted to go to zero within months
The New York Times
BTC Then
$7,000
BTC Now
$--
2019 — 2022
Jul 9, 2019
"Bitcoin Is a Delusion That Could Conquer the World" — calls crypto "intrinsically worthless"
The Atlantic
BTC Then
$12,800
BTC Now
$--
May 19, 2021
"China Bans Bitcoin Again — This Time It's Over"
Multiple Outlets
BTC Then
$34,000
BTC Now
$--
Jun 21, 2021
"Bitcoin's Death Spiral: How It Could Happen and Why It Seems Inevitable"
Slate
BTC Then
$32,000
BTC Now
$--
2023 — Present
Jan 4, 2023
"The Crypto Dream Is Dead. This is the post-mortem."
TIME Magazine
BTC Then
$16,800
BTC Now
$--
Mar 9, 2023
"Banking crisis will be the end of Bitcoin and Crypto"
Various Pundits
BTC Then
$20,200
BTC Now
$--
Aug 17, 2023
"Bitcoin Tumbles Below $26K — Is This the Final Collapse?"
CNBC
BTC Then
$25,800
BTC Now
$--
Pattern Recognition

Why They Keep Getting It Wrong

The pattern is not accidental. Every time Bitcoin experiences a significant correction, the same voices emerge with the same conclusions. The crash proves it was a bubble. The adoption is fake. The technology is useless. The only people who buy it are criminals and gamblers. And then Bitcoin recovers, makes new all-time highs, and the cycle begins again.

What these obituaries miss is a fundamental misunderstanding of what Bitcoin is. Journalists trained to cover the stock market look at Bitcoin volatility and see fragility. Economists trained in Keynesian frameworks look at Bitcoin's fixed supply and see irrationality. Bankers look at decentralization and see threat. None of them are looking at Bitcoin on its own terms.

"The press is the enemy of Bitcoin in the same way the press was the enemy of the internet."

— Attributed to early internet observer, adapted for Bitcoin

The 99bitcoins.com Bitcoin obituaries tracker — which has been documenting every Bitcoin death declaration since 2010 — passed 400 entries in 2022. Each entry is a public record. Each has a date, an author, a publication, and a price. The price never went to zero. The author was always wrong. The publication moved on to the next controversy without ever acknowledging the error.

Every year, Bitcoin dies. Every year, Bitcoin is worth more than it was when it was declared dead. This has happened 15 years in a row.

The more interesting question is not why they get it wrong — it is why they keep making the same prediction. The answer is simple: there is almost no career cost to being wrong about Bitcoin. A journalist who declares Bitcoin dead in 2018 and is later shown to be wrong simply writes about something else. No correction. No accountability. No update. Meanwhile, the person who bought Bitcoin at $3,500 in November 2018 is sitting on life-changing returns.

The graveyard above is not comprehensive. It is a curated sample. For every obituary shown here, there are twenty more like it. The real question — the one that matters — is why you would take investment advice from the same institutions that have been wrong about this specific asset for fifteen consecutive years.

₿ The Only Question That Matters

STILL DEAD?

They said it in 2011. They said it in 2014. They said it in 2018. They said it in 2022. Each time, the only people who lost money were the ones who believed them.